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HUSBAND: Why are you wearing youre weddingring on the wrong finger?

WIFE: Because i married the wrong man!!

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A little boy asked hes father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?

And the father replied: I dont know, son, im still paying for it.

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A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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Ask any man, and he will tell you that any womans ultimate fantasy is to have two men at once. While this has been verified by a recent sociological study, it appears that most men do not realize that in this fantasy, one man is cooking and the other is cleaning.

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?Breasts dont have eyes!

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Men are like computers...hard to figure out and never have enough memory!

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Go for younger men. You might aswell - they never mature anyway!

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